A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.

If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Two cows were looking over a gate. One said to the other, "What do you think about this mad cow disease?"

The other cow looked over and replied, "Why should I care? I'm a helicopter."

How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ANSWER: None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.